5 screens and everything went dark. The only recommendation would be a leaderboard. And maybe a recommendation for a psychiatrist to help my brain. With a GoFundMe for whoever is at the top of the leader board.
oh great heavens, what have you done. as a certified Strange Tetrislikes Enjoyer, I have put up a 34 on my first-ish attempt, but I can't fathom how deep this game could go. perhaps someone could score 100 by keeping very good track of each board and what their future plans are, but I just started forgetting about them and accidentally walking into spires.
Oof. I was not ready for this at all. Thank you for opening up my mind to a new level of (sucking at) tetris I had not seen before.
I know it's supposed to be "just bad lol". But there is a surprising amount of strategy to last longer. It's not pleasant to play like Tetris is, but it does have a strategy, and can offer moments of satisfaction all the same. Before it reminds you what you are playing and smashes all your joy into the ground with a thing you forgot about.
I love it. An experimental exploration that is almost, but not quite, worth the pain to experience.
Thank you! I'm glad you felt that there was value in the design beyond just the cursed joke. I pondered while making if it'd be worthwhile to try out some nonstandard tools to make it more its own thing (e.g. ability to temporarily freeze a board, removing gravity, other ways to make the game less chaotic), it's fun to ponder about this stuff.
I am one of those people, tetris connected regular, and I can assure you, the feeling is exactly the same. Having skills just prolongs the pain before the end. (Though it does get better scores.)
Okay but now I want to see "Massively Singleplayer Online Experience" taken to mean that only one person at a time gets to play the game. "give your sibling a turn", except that everybody who visits this page is one of your siblings. Truly only achievable with AAAAAAA-level talent.
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Uhhhh
Does anyone have any strategy? I dont see how it would be possible to clear more than 10 lines
This game... None of this is found in the Bible.
I cried laughing.
10/10
5 screens and everything went dark. The only recommendation would be a leaderboard. And maybe a recommendation for a psychiatrist to help my brain. With a GoFundMe for whoever is at the top of the leader board.
my gawd.....
My brain hurts and it is awesome.
I thought if one board dies I would just lose that board. :(
Typical Tetris from Ohio
this may become a small series of progressively more cursed games
here's hoping
booo! loved it!
oh ohhhhhhh
no
oh great heavens, what have you done. as a certified Strange Tetrislikes Enjoyer, I have put up a 34 on my first-ish attempt, but I can't fathom how deep this game could go. perhaps someone could score 100 by keeping very good track of each board and what their future plans are, but I just started forgetting about them and accidentally walking into spires.
You know, there's actually a rule about when you get a score of 34
/j
I got 20 and feel like a complete person now; 10/10 would have a mental breakdown playing a video game again
Ooh, congrats!
Quietly working to stack tetris
OOF'd
Thanks! I hate it!
I'm truly sorry to give up at 4 screens, but I could not endure much longer
I somehow managed to get to 9.
this owns
oh god
i never though tetris could be bad
10/10 would not play again.
probably the only time my instinct to hold off for a tetris as my first clear saved me. perfect, 10/10, i never want to see this again.
massively singleplayer
Now what is this?
Man, it probably would help if I was better at Tetris. Can't wait to see what comes next! Actually, I probably can.
This was the worst time of my life! great job with making this as unbearable as possible!
Anyways, cool idea, fun and smooth gameplay, really smart idea. Great Job!
this really sucks, great job!
Managed to rotate a piece out of bounds! Briefly got my hopes up for a cross-grid line clear before inevitable doom
Huh, wild
If you want to try and recreate it, just hold down and right when you start a game.
oh wow, this is horrible, great job
managed to get a score of 15, somehow
18 is the highest I've seen so far, you're not far off!
Yeah, I just got 18.
my brain isn't big enough to play this game for more than 5 minutes
I don't think anyone's is.
Oof. I was not ready for this at all. Thank you for opening up my mind to a new level of (sucking at) tetris I had not seen before.
I know it's supposed to be "just bad lol". But there is a surprising amount of strategy to last longer. It's not pleasant to play like Tetris is, but it does have a strategy, and can offer moments of satisfaction all the same. Before it reminds you what you are playing and smashes all your joy into the ground with a thing you forgot about.
I love it. An experimental exploration that is almost, but not quite, worth the pain to experience.
Thank you! I'm glad you felt that there was value in the design beyond just the cursed joke. I pondered while making if it'd be worthwhile to try out some nonstandard tools to make it more its own thing (e.g. ability to temporarily freeze a board, removing gravity, other ways to make the game less chaotic), it's fun to ponder about this stuff.
It took me way too long to find out the gimmick 10/10
im horrible at this thank you, i love it!
Esxquisite
Works way better than my https://nerdygentleman.itch.io/tet9 experiment (which did a similar thing... just worse).
Yours is tough and weird, but it feels good for what it is.
I feel like this would be a sick game for the people who are really good at Tetris.
I am not one of those people.
I am one of those people, tetris connected regular, and I can assure you, the feeling is exactly the same. Having skills just prolongs the pain before the end. (Though it does get better scores.)
How many lines have you been able to clear in one game?
Ah, pain. Of course.
Okay but now I want to see "Massively Singleplayer Online Experience" taken to mean that only one person at a time gets to play the game. "give your sibling a turn", except that everybody who visits this page is one of your siblings. Truly only achievable with AAAAAAA-level talent.
Someone please do this.
Preferably Hempuli.
massive amount of effort for a shitpost that nobody would care about, but I think I would still love it
Sick game Hempuli. What engine or framework or language did you make this with?
This (and the other tiny browser games) were made with Clickteam Fusion 2.5 + the HTML5 exporter released for it!
aaaaaaaaahhhh!!! love and also am terrified by how quickly the board state gets mind-bendingly complex
oh I love this actually.
Uh huh! Here's the problem! Too many tetris! You know what they say, all tetris tetris tetris!
I hope she prepared lots of Tetris!
Nice of the Tetris to invite us over for a Tetris, eh Tetris?
Haha there goes a line... Oh no. OH NO.